1) In 2009, where did the Fortune family go on vacation?A. The White House
B. Your house
C. Sesame Street
D. Disney World
2) What did Lydia [7½ years old] win?
A. The lottery
B. The Scripps National Spelling Bee
C. The Daytona 500
D. Toledo's Pinewood Derby
3) Joshua [10 years old] likes:A. Geocaching
B. Skateboarding
C. Girls
D. Only A and B [so far]
4) Jackie makes good:
A. Dairy free muffins
B. Friends
C. Police reports [after her car was broken into]
D. All of the above
5) Mike loves:A. Jackie & the southern California sun
B. His big screen TV
C. Indian food & Golden Grahams
D. All of the above
6) Mike's church gives away:
A. Lemonade
B. Swine Flu
C. Thermal Underwear
D. Both A and C
7) In Toledo, Joshua and Lydia love:A. The newly re-opened science museum
B. Handel's ice cream
C. Ice skating
D. All of the above
8) If there is time before bedtime and Joshua and Lydia have already finished their homework, done their reading, have no attitude problems, and brought home all the stuff they left with [i.e.—hats, gloves, coats, backpacks, and lunch boxes], for being responsible they're allowed to:A. Jump on their beds
B. Jump in the leaves again
C. Play on mommy's computer
D. Both B and C
9) Our five year old poodle named Barkley still loves:
A. Licking the window while riding shot gun in the van
B. Chasing squirrels
C. Rolling in deer poo
D. All of the above
10) Some of Mike's fave reads in 2009 include:A. Silence by Shusaku Endo
B. The Shack by Wm. Paul Young
C. Hurt People Hurt People by Sandra Wilson
D. All of the above
Answers: They're all D!!!
>9 Very Fortunate—Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>7 Fortunate—On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>5 Unfortunate—Half the people you know are below average.
>3 A misfortune—You may be diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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