The Lunch Lady?

I blogged earlier about our Vacation Bible School and how I taught the kids some Scripture songs. Dakota Joe [who some say is related to Ohio’s very own Loren Seibold but really isn’t] provided the lyrics. But I made up the tunes. Heavily influenced by Adam Sandler’s Lunch Lady. Who can forget his classic SNL song “Sloppy Joe”?!! Who knew that the Lunch Lady would have such a profound impact in the lives of children learning the Bible?!!

Here now, to frustrate the musically impaired, are the lyrics and chords for five little songs I used. Splice and dice to the glory of God!!! And ask Claire to share her “Big Finish” to these songs!!! She really brings it!!!

John 1:17
D [high] - Grace and truth came through - G - Jesus Christ [Boom!!!] - A - John 1:17. - D

1 John 5:20
D [low] - 1 John 5 verse - A - 20, - D - His Son Jesus - A - Christ, - D - is the true God - A - and eternal - D - life —— ife!!! [Big Finish]

John 8:32
D [high] - Jesus said [Jesus said], you will - G - know the - A - truth [you will - G - know the - A - truth] and the - G - truth [clap clap] will - A - set [clap clap] you - D - free. - G - This is true - A - John 8 verse - D - 32.

John 6:47
G [high] - From John chapter - Em - six, - C - verse - D - forty seven; - G - Jesus said -Em - no [NO!!!] - C - I am not - D - kidding. - G - I tell you the - Em - truth [Tell the truth!!!] - C - he who - D - believes, - G - has everlaa– Em - aa-aa -C- aa–aa-aa–aa–sting - D - life; has everlaa– Em - aa-aa -C- aa–aa-aa–aa–sting - D - life; has everlaa– Em - aa-aa -C- aa–aa-aa–aa–sting - D - life; We - G - do!!!

1 Timothy 2:4
C -God desires [God desires]; G - All people [all people]; C - To be saved [to be saved]; And to - F - come to the - G - knowledge of the - C - truth. - F - 1 Timothy - G - two - C - four.