1.) After 7 years in NE Ohio, where are the Fortunes moving in January 2007?
A. Mom's House
B. Ronald McDonald's House
C. Disney World
D. Toledo, Ohio
2.) Who is the most happy about this move?
A. Mike's church in Toledo
B. Grandparents
C. Ronald McDonald
D. Both A and B
3.) Who is the most unhappy about this move?
A. Mike's Canton church
B. Mike's Wooster church
C. All our NE Ohio friends
D. All of the above
4.) In first grade at Mayfair Christian School, what instrument is Joshua learning how to play?
A. Kazoo
B. Spoons
C. Bells
D. Digardoo
5.) Which additional "Enrichment Classes" did Lydia sign up for at her Christian pre-school?
A. Ice cream
B. Christmas
C. Nails galore
D. All of the above
6.) Barkley will chase:
A. Frisbees
B. Squirrels
C. Dreams
D. Both A and B
7.) At bedtime, Joshua and Lydia pray for:
A. Golu and Solome, their "adopted" brother and sister from Compassion International in India
B. The devastating effects of insect repellant on Ohio's mosquito population
C. Jesus to come soon
D. Both A and C
8.) What type of nursing has Jackie been doing this year?
A. Pediatric home health care
B. Geriatric home health care
C. Elementary school care
D. Both A and C
9.) Now that Barkley is fully grown, he weighs in at a whopping:
A. 40 lbs
B. 30 lbs
C. 20 lbs
D. 6 lbs
10.) Which never happened?
A. Joshua lost one of the lenses from his glasses at the beach
B. Joshua's other front tooth finally came in
C. Joshua only ate 1 piece of Halloween candy
D. Joshua learned how to read
11.) Finish this actual post disciplinary response from daddy to Joshua or Lydia: "I love you when you're good. I love you when you're bad. I love you when you're happy. I love you when you're sad. There's nothing you can do, to make me love you more. There's nothing you can do, to make me love you less. But there's still...
A. ...dessert
B. ...cartoons
C. ...homework
D. ...consequences
12.) What didn't Mike's churches give away last year?
A. Kindness 2 Go bags
B. Flowers 2 Go bunches
C. Fresh squeezed lemonade
D. Guilt trips
13.) Which movie would win an Oscar if Joshua was the only one deciding its worthiness?
A. Cars
B. The Shaggy Dog
C. Barbie: The Nutcracker
D. Either A or B
14.) Joshua and Lydia are "unplugged" Monday thru Friday. What does that mean?
A. It means a thunderstorm is coming
B. It means they can play inside or outside after school with friends but cannot watch TV or play video games
C. It means they're playing bells on MTV
D. It means they're hyper
15.) Joshua's favorite band is:
A. The Cleveland Philharmonic
B. The Tibetan Chanting Monks
C. The Canadian Brass
D. Toby Mac
16.) Lydia would probably die without:
A. Pizza
B. Chocolate Milk
C. Mac-n-Cheese
D. All of the above
17.) Joshua would live, but not happily, without:
A. Tofutti Cutie ice cream sandwiches
B. Apple pie
C. Life cereal
D. All of the above
18.) Joshua loves:
A. Gymnastics
B. Remote controlled cars
C. Playing Lego with daddy
D. All of the above
19.) Lydia's loves:
A. Barbie
B. School
C. Tap dancing
D. All of the above
20.) Some of Lydia's favorite songs are:
A. Days of Elijah by Donnie McClurkin
B. We've Got Elegance from the Hello Dolly Soundtrack
C. Jingle Bells
D. All of the above
21.) Mike's favorite books include:
A. Knowing God In The Real World by Jon Paulien
B. a.k.a. Lost by Jim Henderson
C. Epic by John Eldredge
D. All of the above
Answers: 1D; 2D; 3D; 4C; 5D; 6D; 7D; 8D; 9D; 10C; 11D; 12D; 13D; 14B; 15D; 16D; 17D; 18D; 19D; 20D; 21D
>17 Very Fortunate—YOU are en fuego!
>11 Fortunate—We should call you butter cause you're on a roll!
>7 Unfortunate—Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades
>3 A misfortune—Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
If you got less than 7 questions correct, you may need to update your address books and keep in better touch!
Mike and Jackie Fortune
3945 Turnbrook Drive
Toledo, Ohio 43623
(330) 353-3002 Mike' cell
(330) 353-3004 Jackie's cell
mike4tune@gmail.com Mike’s email
jackie4tune@gmail.com Jackie’s email
mike4tune.blogspot.com Mike’s blog
myspace.com/mike4tune Mike’s website
myspace.com/jackie4tune Jackie’s website
A. Mom's House
B. Ronald McDonald's House
C. Disney World
D. Toledo, Ohio
2.) Who is the most happy about this move?
A. Mike's church in Toledo
B. Grandparents
C. Ronald McDonald
D. Both A and B
3.) Who is the most unhappy about this move?
A. Mike's Canton church
B. Mike's Wooster church
C. All our NE Ohio friends
D. All of the above
4.) In first grade at Mayfair Christian School, what instrument is Joshua learning how to play?
A. Kazoo
B. Spoons
C. Bells
D. Digardoo
5.) Which additional "Enrichment Classes" did Lydia sign up for at her Christian pre-school?
A. Ice cream
B. Christmas
C. Nails galore
D. All of the above
6.) Barkley will chase:
A. Frisbees
B. Squirrels
C. Dreams
D. Both A and B
7.) At bedtime, Joshua and Lydia pray for:
A. Golu and Solome, their "adopted" brother and sister from Compassion International in India
B. The devastating effects of insect repellant on Ohio's mosquito population
C. Jesus to come soon
D. Both A and C
8.) What type of nursing has Jackie been doing this year?
A. Pediatric home health care
B. Geriatric home health care
C. Elementary school care
D. Both A and C
9.) Now that Barkley is fully grown, he weighs in at a whopping:
A. 40 lbs
B. 30 lbs
C. 20 lbs
D. 6 lbs
10.) Which never happened?
A. Joshua lost one of the lenses from his glasses at the beach
B. Joshua's other front tooth finally came in
C. Joshua only ate 1 piece of Halloween candy
D. Joshua learned how to read
11.) Finish this actual post disciplinary response from daddy to Joshua or Lydia: "I love you when you're good. I love you when you're bad. I love you when you're happy. I love you when you're sad. There's nothing you can do, to make me love you more. There's nothing you can do, to make me love you less. But there's still...
A. ...dessert
B. ...cartoons
C. ...homework
D. ...consequences
12.) What didn't Mike's churches give away last year?
A. Kindness 2 Go bags
B. Flowers 2 Go bunches
C. Fresh squeezed lemonade
D. Guilt trips
13.) Which movie would win an Oscar if Joshua was the only one deciding its worthiness?
A. Cars
B. The Shaggy Dog
C. Barbie: The Nutcracker
D. Either A or B
14.) Joshua and Lydia are "unplugged" Monday thru Friday. What does that mean?
A. It means a thunderstorm is coming
B. It means they can play inside or outside after school with friends but cannot watch TV or play video games
C. It means they're playing bells on MTV
D. It means they're hyper
15.) Joshua's favorite band is:
A. The Cleveland Philharmonic
B. The Tibetan Chanting Monks
C. The Canadian Brass
D. Toby Mac
16.) Lydia would probably die without:
A. Pizza
B. Chocolate Milk
C. Mac-n-Cheese
D. All of the above
17.) Joshua would live, but not happily, without:
A. Tofutti Cutie ice cream sandwiches
B. Apple pie
C. Life cereal
D. All of the above
18.) Joshua loves:
A. Gymnastics
B. Remote controlled cars
C. Playing Lego with daddy
D. All of the above
19.) Lydia's loves:
A. Barbie
B. School
C. Tap dancing
D. All of the above
20.) Some of Lydia's favorite songs are:
A. Days of Elijah by Donnie McClurkin
B. We've Got Elegance from the Hello Dolly Soundtrack
C. Jingle Bells
D. All of the above
21.) Mike's favorite books include:
A. Knowing God In The Real World by Jon Paulien
B. a.k.a. Lost by Jim Henderson
C. Epic by John Eldredge
D. All of the above
Answers: 1D; 2D; 3D; 4C; 5D; 6D; 7D; 8D; 9D; 10C; 11D; 12D; 13D; 14B; 15D; 16D; 17D; 18D; 19D; 20D; 21D
>17 Very Fortunate—YOU are en fuego!
>11 Fortunate—We should call you butter cause you're on a roll!
>7 Unfortunate—Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades
>3 A misfortune—Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
If you got less than 7 questions correct, you may need to update your address books and keep in better touch!
Mike and Jackie Fortune
3945 Turnbrook Drive
Toledo, Ohio 43623
(330) 353-3002 Mike' cell
(330) 353-3004 Jackie's cell
mike4tune@gmail.com Mike’s email
jackie4tune@gmail.com Jackie’s email
mike4tune.blogspot.com Mike’s blog
myspace.com/mike4tune Mike’s website
myspace.com/jackie4tune Jackie’s website
1 comment:
I missed one or two. BA HAA BUG
My wish this christmas season is for the Redskins to run the table
etc etc
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