Nappy-Citric Paczkis?

When cruelty and holidays collide, the weak-willed find solace in self-pity and comfort foods. While I prefer Paczkis [Polish jelly filled pastries pronounced "punch keys"], these hilarious hearts from Despair Inc. are a close runner up. Check out their new Bittersweets® - The Valentine's Candy for the Rest of Us.

Like the ubiquitous candy conversation hearts, Bittersweets® are made of flavored, chalky-tasting sugar and sport a message on their face. But unlike other candy hearts, theirs are stamped with bitter musings and mockeries. Supplies are limited. But the pain that accompanies them may not be.

Available in six different flavors, including: Banana Chalk, Grape Dust, Nappy-Citric, You-Call-This-Lime?, Pink Sand and Fossilized Antacid. Enjoy!!!